Lost: One Muse, female, indeterminate age - answers to "Oi, you!" and "Get back here with them cookies!". Liable to bite if provoked. Also bites if not provoked.  Went missing one day whilst a-prowling the internets and just never... came... back.

...In other words, I am completely and utterly without inspiration right now. Blah.

Possibly I'm just not meant to be one of those artistic types? Perhaps I do not have enough angst and inner turmoil to fuel the creative fires of my tortured soul? (It's not like I don't have enough outer turmoil at the moment, but the less said of that, the better. Escapism beats emo angst!fest any day of the week.)

So, uh... anyone passing through this desolate wasteland of a journal, feel free to donate any plotbunnies or art requests? Promise I won't bite. (The Muse might if she ever comes back, though.)